Is this the most racist episode of Adventures in Odyssey? Well, we don’t really know, but it was bad enough that we had to bring on a special guest (Panda!) to help us discuss CHAINS. Whit stalks and kidnaps a pair of children after he demolishes their home for his own financial gain, Mary says a bunch things that get her shipped off to Cancelvania, and we learn that the Adventures in Odyssey writers have apparently never met a person of color.
Discussion topics include:
-9/11
-Catholics are weird
-Going to church after a sleepover
-The Edwin Blackgaard of substitute teachers
-Ruth’s incredible blowjobs
-Sucking toes vs. sucking dick
-Pigeon’s cream dream
-Mission trip madness
-Light-up pocket protectors