The Conners go out bowling while, as usual, Sarah and Alvaro unpack their trauma. We find out the true pronunciation of Alvaro’s name, and the moments we each realized we were gay. Roseanne does a bang-up job embarrassing her kids at the bowling alley, but not as bad as the time Alvaro’s mom got a bug bite on her face. Or when Sarah’s dad had a cast on his foot. Ugh. Mortifying.
For Roseanne Watch: we analyze a silly instagram video that, Sarah insists, has hidden meaning. And wonder why the f The Ellen Show is posting about Roseanne in 2024.