Victor returns from sitting in Jewish holiday huts to report that Kentucky's Human Hair Museum is closing after 68 years, which he assumes means the serial killer owner died before getting caught. He celebrates the IRS being 50% shut down ('40,000 employees furloughed and there's still 40,000 left?'), questions why iPhone needs three creepy alien-looking lenses when no one's doing desert photo shoots at 600 feet, and discovers female rappers who rap about squirting and violence exist somewhere in real life.
