Victor and experiential designer Constantino tackle the news that one of the famous conjoined twins Abby and Brittany got married and had a baby. They debate whether this counts as a permanent threesome, if the other twin needs headphones during intimate moments, and what happens if the other twin wants to marry someone else. The conversation spirals into Constantino's pool hustling techniques, his childhood in Germany with aggressive twin neighbors named Dave and Lamar, and memories of their Vegas work trips including a legendary elevator bit about horse racing on Broadway. Plus: dating app nightmares from Feeld and why Constantino draws the line at partners watching from the closet.
