This week we’re having a yarn about Jeremy Renner — you know, the bloke from The Hurt Locker, The Town, and Marvel’s resident bow-and-arrow tradie, Hawkeye. Turns out all those action scenes were nothing compared to the time he got absolutely steamrolled by his own snowplow in 2023, like a pelican trying to fight a Hilux. We’re driving into how he got flattened, rebuilt, and still managed to stroll back onto Mayor of Kingstown like it was just another Monday.
