Opening song: Return of the Guild Navigator by Otis MacDonald, Quit my job! Lick my ass, First purchases with funds, Short button down shirts, Short people are wasteful, Shout out to my new job, Life updates, Limp dick pad, Butter bell shout out, Coolest lady at the sex club, Sometimes it’s hard to say no, Cindy and Her First Sex Club, RETURN TO Coolest lady at the sex club, Lady friend tradeoff, Ignat Lang, Different middle eastern names, Ban stickers? Ban glue? Sensory enhancement device, Grease fire, Secret recipes, Waterbottle overthink