SONG: “Rap Professor” by Sean Price on the album Imperious Rex
1:13 - Start
2:40 - Melee addiction/history
5:10 - Trip fake
8:53 - Brick
10:54 - Melee
17:16 - Baby shoes
19:17 - Wisdom teeth
19:55 - Good toenail pick
21:06 - Remove own wisdom teeth
21:45 - Kill a wild animal
22:31 - Explaining a melee tournament
23:20 - Delusional optimism
24:35 - Sock rich
28:10 - Finding zen
29:10 - Fuck teflon
30:35 - Stainless steel samurai pan
34:52 - Egg zen
39:37 - Announcements (less TIH)
43:06 - Spicely gay joke
51:46 - Swing dance club for Katherine MacDonald
57:16 - The Classic, Infamous, Head-Massage Date
59:24 - Didn’t know I was on a diet
