She's back and more fabulous than ever! Your favourite Persian powerhouse and cosmetic queen, Matty Samaei, joins Krissy Marsh for a no-holds-barred conversation that will have you crying with laughter. Matty spills all the tea on her adventures after divorce, diving headfirst into the chaotic world of modern dating. From Bumble to catfishing, she holds nothing back.
Get ready for jaw-dropping stories about the dates that went horribly, hilariously wrong. But it’s not all just dating disasters; Matty also shares her unique wisdom on life, love, and loss, reminding us all that while life can be a roller coaster, you have to enjoy the ride. If you loved Matty for being "all tits and lips" on Housewives, you'll adore the raw, funny, and surprisingly deep woman behind the glamour.
In This Episode, We Unpack:
- Matty’s philosophy on getting over a breakup: just like a monkey, jump from one branch to the next!
- Her two-month dating spree where she went out for drinks and dinner almost every day.
- Krissy's cheeky question about her conquests and Matty’s priceless, honest answer: "Not all of them".
- The jaw-dropping story of a date who got so intoxicated he fell off his chair and burst into tears about his ex-wife—all in the first two minutes.
- The ultimate catfish saga: a man who looked like an "Italian supermodel" in his photos but turned out to be bald with a gut. This date from hell involves cartoon voices, obnoxious gum chewing, and an unforgettable comeback from Matty.
- The hilarious moment she ran into the catfish a year later at the supermarket, only to be greeted with a Daffy Duck noise.
- Krissy's wild confession about how she once intentionally spilled a glass of red wine on a date just to escape.
Words of Matty:
- On honesty: "My lips may be fake, but they speak the truth".
- On divorce: "As the great Ivana Trump said: 'Don't get mad. Get everything'".
You do not want to miss this hilarious and heartfelt catch-up between two reality TV icons. Tune in, subscribe, and get ready to laugh!
Connect with Matty:
- Website: The Medispa by Matty
- Instagram: @mattysamaei
Connect with Krissy:
- Instagram: @krissymarsh
- Vodka Lectures Instagram: @vodkalectures
- LinkedIn: Krissy Marsh
