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In this episode, the Motherfunklers spiral into tales of childhood myths, porta potty etiquette, and poolside paranoia. Trevor, Nick, and Pragasen unearth memories both ridiculous and bizarre—from haunted cul-de-sacs to unsolicited porn viewings. Somewhere between bathroom confessions and urban legends, a strange kind of nostalgia sets in.# Topics Discussed:• Is peeing in a pool worse than a porta potty?• Are we ruining whimsy by Googling everything?• How dirty is Lake Ivanhoe, really?• Urban myths: lies we told to feel alive• Why kids used to believe serial killers lived nearby• The ethics of weirdos showing you porn• Whether germaphobia or social bonding wins in public water# Orlando Spots Mentioned:• Canopy Café – for Mediterranean hummus and olives• Lake Ivanhoe – allegedly fecal, definitely controversial# Golden Nuggets:• Urban legends bonded us before the internet broke the spell• Disgust is a spectrum—and some of us live on the edge• Everyone needs at least one wild-card friend… just in case# Timestamps:00:00 Porta potty rules get graphic05:07 Olives in Cairo turned one man’s taste buds09:05 Pool etiquette, chlorine, and human soup13:21 Lake Ivanhoe is... not sanitary15:12 Childhood myths that stuck17:00 The universal dog-and-peanut-butter rumor23:44 Bloody Bones and other Dairy Queen horrors27:00 Stranger Things and the death of mystery34:00 Watching porn with strangers and their parents38:27 Funkler Nuggets# Where to Find Us Funklers?Trevor — @atomicchilisauce *(Instagram)*Nick — @orlandotrivia *(Instagram)*Pragasen — @pragasen\_ramiah\_allstate *(Instagram)*Edd — @eddsiu *(Instagram)*