Description

In this episode, the Motherfunklers drunkenly stumble down the aisle of marital discourse, tripping over bouquets of societal expectations and falling face-first into a wedding cake of controversy.

The hosts dissect the institution of marriage with all the precision of a slice-and-dice infomercial before whisking listeners away on a whirlwind tour of Sanford, Florida.

Topics Discussed:

• Is marriage just a government scheme to catalog humans?
• The seven-year itch: Are we all different people every decade?
• Gentrification or revitalization: The fine line in urban development
• Is community child-rearing the answer to modern parenting woes?
• Are dating apps the death knell for long-term relationships?
• Is getting married before 30 a recipe for disaster?

Sanford Spots Mentioned:

• Imperial and Sullivan's Public House in Sanford
• St. Johns River Steak & Seafood
• Suffering Bastard
• The Alley
• Mannequins
• Renaissance Theatre Company (Orlando)

Golden Nuggets:

• Marriage isn’t one-size-fits-all – find your own relationship recipe
• Sometimes the best nights out are in unexpected places – embrace the adventure
• Know thyself before saying "I do" – age often brings relationship wisdom

Timestamps:

00:00 Welcome to the relationship rodeo

03:12 Marriage: Love's bureaucracy or necessary evil?

10:56 The patriarchy's protection racket exposed

15:17 Gender roles: Who brings home the bacon now?

20:06 Swipe right for disappointment: The online dating dilemma

31:34 Prenups: Romance killer or relationship saver?

43:37 Sanford safari: Our hosts hit the town

51:29 Tiki bar tribulations at Suffering Bastard

55:37 Mannequins: Where latex meets laser beams

Where to Find Us Funklers?

• Trevor — @atomicchilisauce (Instagram)
• Nick — @orlandotrivia (Instagram)
• Pragasen — @pragasen_ramiah_allstate (Instagram)
• Edd — @eddsiu (Instagram)