In this episode, we dive into the treacherous waters of massage etiquette – from sports massages to the taboo topic of accidental arousal.
The Motherfunklers share their most awkward, hilarious, and insightful experiences while debating proper bathroom hygiene and exploring Orlando's food scene. The night caps off with a wild journey through Orlando's nightlife that ended in an Uber driver revenge story you won't believe.### Topics Discussed:- Bathroom etiquette – the heated debate on washing hands before, after, or both - The awkward possibility of arousal during massages - The universal embarrassment of farting during a massage - Judging people who socialize at the gym instead of working out - The boundaries of appropriate nightlife behavior and public nudity - Trevor's celibacy challenge and its surprising benefits ### Orlando Spots Mentioned:- Ravenous Pig – Brewery with excellent pretzels and beer - Modest Wine – Wine bar with recommended Spanish wines - Otto's High Dive – Cuban restaurant with attractive waitstaff - Prato – Restaurant featuring must-try mustard spaghetti - Seito in Baldwin Park– Sushi restaurant with the "Distinguished Gentleman" roll - Reel Fish – Known for excellent happy hour oysters - Savoy – Nightclub in College Park with multiple rooms - Little Indies – Cocktail Bar ---### Golden Nuggets:- Personal comfort zones are highly individual – what's uncomfortable for some may be perfectly enjoyable for others - Quality experiences often depend more on environment and service than just the food or product - True friendships allow for honest, unfiltered conversations about embarrassing topics ### Timestamps:00:00 tequila05:30 Sports massages and accidental arousal10:00 Couples massage misadventures15:00 Farting and embarrassment on the massage table18:45 The art (and trauma) of foot massages22:30 Judging gym socialites26:00 The Uber driver revenge story33:00 Orlando food & drink hotspots---### Where to Find Us Funklers?Trevor — [@atomicchilisauce](https://instagram.com/atomicchilisauce) Nick — [@orlandotrivia](https://instagram.com/orlandotrivia) Pragasen — [@pragasen_ramiah_allstate](https://instagram.com/pragasen_ramiah_allstate) Edd — [@eddsiu](https://instagram.com/eddsiu)
