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The Motherfunklers dive headfirst into Orlando’s hidden gems, debating over-the-top food dreams, absurd etiquette quirks, and the evolution of the city’s dining and nightlife. Expect laughter, bold opinions, and a few gems you’ll want to experience for yourself. Plus, hear what makes a truly memorable restaurant—or what totally ruins it.

Topics Discussed:

• The audacity of head cheese—delicacy or pure chaos?

• Fried fish and bowling balls—does this combo make sense to anyone?

• Rooftop bars and the dream of perfect wine and charcuterie (spoiler: Orlando isn’t ready).

• Does toilet paper etiquette define friendship?

• Smoking in bars—should it make a comeback?

• Why real hidden gems stay hidden—or get ruined by the masses.

• Public urinals, hygiene, and the great "wipe or not to wipe" debate.

Orlando Spots Mentioned:

Matador – A favorite for its bar vibes.

The Strand – Touted as the best restaurant in Orlando.

Gabriel’s Sub Shop – A sandwich haven in College Park.

Victoria’s Oysters – A hidden gem for steamed or raw oysters.

Jazz Tastings – A potential jazz-lovers' dream spot.

Ethiopian Nile Restaurant – Praised for its award-winning authenticity.

Golden Hour Wine

Golden Nuggets:

Hidden gems thrive on passion, curation, and avoiding mass appeal.

• A great dining experience isn’t just about food—it’s about vibe, people, and intention.

• Sometimes, the quirkiest etiquette reveals the most about a person.

Timestamps:

00:00 Welcome to chaos and Kirkland sweatshirts

03:15 Orlando’s hidden gems and why they matter

12:45 Why The Strand might be the GOAT

18:20 The rooftop bar of your dreams (that doesn’t exist yet)

25:40 Fried fish and bowling—Trevor’s nightmare

33:10 Toilet paper wars and guest bathroom scandals

40:55 Victoria’s Oysters—perfectly steamed magic

49:30 Smoking nostalgia and bar bans

Where to Find Us Funklers?

Trevor — @atomicchilisauce *(Instagram)*

Nick — @orlandotrivia *(Instagram)*

Pragasen — @pragasen_ramiah_allstate *(Instagram)*

Edd — @eddsiu *(Instagram)*


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