Dry January takes a lively turn as Trevor, Nick, and Pragasen debate the highs and lows of Valentine’s Day, explore the awkward truths of online dating, and hilariously dissect the growing trend of quirky holiday spinoffs. From reminiscing about childhood Valentine’s Day card politics to controversial ideas about steak, love, and masculinity, this episode has enough hot takes to rival a medium-rare ribeye.
Topics Discussed
- Should Valentine’s Day just be for new couples?
- Why Trevor refuses to celebrate “official” holidays like Christmas and Valentine’s Day.
- The absurdity (and weird charm?) of Steak and Blowjob Day.
- Do modern dating apps ruin romance or just expose unrealistic expectations?
- Are participation trophies the downfall of society or just a harmless escape?
- The truth about how much compromise relationships really take.
- Why Nick fakes reservations to avoid bad restaurant seating.
Timestamps :
00:00 Start of Dry January woes
03:40 Should Valentine’s Day be canceled?
10:25 Trevor’s take on celebrating love year-round
16:00 The controversial origins of Steak and Blowjob Day
22:15 How modern dating is shaped by unrealistic criteria
30:20 Why Nick fakes restaurant reservations
35:00 Childhood Valentine’s card drama
42:00 Otto’s High Dive food and cocktails breakdown
Where to Find Us Funklers?
Trevor — [@atomicchilisauce]
Nick — [@orlandotrivia]
Pragasen — [@pragasen_ramiah_allstate]
Edd — [@eddsiu]
