In this episode, the crew dives headfirst into the strip club multiverse—from dirt floors and glitter warfare to heartfelt debates over ethics and awkward encounters with coworkers turned exotic dancers. # Topics Discussed:• Is it ever okay to watch your friend in porn?• Strippers over 60: is there a moral obligation to get the lap dance?• The psychological aftermath of getting hit with glitter at a strip club• Tipping strippers with $2 bills to become a folk hero• Should you take Cialis recreationally… or at all?• Is bad service in Orlando a secret marketing tactic?• What happens when a stripper accidentally breastfeeds during a dance# Orlando Spots Mentioned:• Antonio’s – Italian joint that caused a minor existential crisis• Doctor Phillips Center – Venue for the trippy “Alice” performance• The Spring Art Festival – Winter Park's crowded culture walk• Prato – Good food, bad attitude• Chapman – Universally hated, barely edible• Park Avenue Tavern – Unimpressed and unremembered# Golden Nuggets:• A bad massage is better than no massage, unless you're hard• If you see a friend in porn, maybe just scroll past it• You can’t outgrow the need for meaningful, human connection—even in a strip club# Timestamps:00:00 Prince of Misery and the royal titles08:00 The 6-arm Indian massage experience 14:45 The coworker turned stripper story 22:15 Isle of Man and the 60-year-old dancers 28:30 The outhouse strip club and dollar bill tricks 30:20 Vegas cab strip club kickback system gone wrong 42:00 Antibiotics, immune systems, and Trevor’s rage 45:00 Funkler Nuggets53:00 Wrap-up and unfiltered restaurant hot takes# Where to Find Us Funklers?Trevor — @atomicchilisauce *(Instagram)* Nick — @orlandotrivia (Instagram) Pragasen — @pragasen_ramiah_allstate (Instagram) Edd — @eddsiu (Instagram)
