I waited until the house was quiet and your mom was alone. I knock on the door; she answers. I’m completely naked- we both know where this is going.
“Being a human rights activist while wearing clothes made in a Malaysian sweat shop makes you a hypocritical cunt, which i am not.”
her nipples are already hard as diamonds. “OooooooooOohhh”, she moans as i cross the mantle.
We cross into the family room, my meaty chode glistening in the moonlight.
She asks me if I’m hungry, and picks up a bag of chips. “Potato chip? They’re organic.”
“Organic foods are not FDA regulated, and there’s no guarantee or evidence that they’re any more healthy for you than standard foods.”
She shivers as her juices begin to leak through her panties. “I didn’t want chips anyway. Shall we move to the kitchen?
We enter the kitchen and she pulls a salami from the fridge. “Want some? Non GMO!
“There are 0 scientifically valid studies associating GMO with negative health outcomes and if anything you should be wary of fertilizer use, heavy metal in the soils, and poor unsustainable farming practices.”
OHHHHHHHHHHH
She drops to her knees in ecstasy as i send lightning bolts up her clitoris. She stumbles to her feet and reaches for her vitamin supplements.
“Vitamins are also not FDA regulated and are made in large batch quantities. As there is no regulation or quality control, there’s large variability in individual doses. Also, as a significant number of vitamins are water soluble, at best you’re paying to for overly expensive urine.”
She falls to the floor convulsing, wave after wave of pleasure rocking her body. She glances at me, pleading. We lock eyes.
“Homeopathy isn’t even a pseudoscience. It’s frank bullshit with 0 scientific backing.”
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhHHhHhHH
She squirts all over the kitchen floor and blacks out. I step over her unconscious body, and take a shit in the fridge.
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