Reminds me of the first time I masturbated with lubrication.
I was 19 and visiting friends in another country and after a couple weeks without fapping I decided to lock myself in the bathroom and have a go.
It was more difficult than expected because of how cold the toilet seat and tiles were, so I decided I should try and use something to help keep me hard so I looked at the bathroom counter and saw lotion.
Well it did help and as I was going I felt a burning sensation, but because being erect gives you near god-like pain resistance, I didn't really think much of it.
As soon as I reached post-nut clarity, the waves of pain hit me like a truck and I almost threw up.
Turns out I didn't grab moisturizer, I grabbed exfoliating cream.
It took 6 months to heal during which I seriously considered whether I could just get a sex change and live my life as a woman. Every night I would wake up multiple times because when I tossed or turned in my sleep it would tear open healing wounds.
I can DM you a pic of what it looked like or you can google "Chapped lips" and it's essentially that where that super thin layer of skin is just under the head.
I'm not really sure what the point of telling this story is, but this has been my TED talk. Thanks.
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