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I already had a mask fetish before some chinese fucker ate a bat in Wuhan, I can never thank that man enough for the service he did me. Im practically ejaculating every time i go to the store now, everyone has to wear a mask to even get in. I don't even make it past the deli anymore before ive already came in my pants, i feel like a 13 year old boy finding out about my cock for the first time. Nothing but pure bliss when I bust one in my pants and nobody is the wiser. I've started going to the store 4 or 5 times a day now, its an addiction at this point. Now that ive seen this video I cant help but imagine everyone i walk by having a dildo flex taped to the inside of their mask, i doubt ill even make it in the door to the supermarket tomorrow before I've already soiled myself. Thank you.



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