Nothing gives you a feeling of power like squeezing out a fat log on a freshly mopped bathroom floor. The excitement that someone could walk in and catch you in the act any moment adds to the thrill. The freedom of fulfilling a primal urge unconfined by a bathroom stall is second to none. Then you can stand back and enjoy the fruit of your labor on display on the floor for all to see. Knowing that someone will look at it in disgust and think what kind of degenerate produced this greasy turd fills you with pride. You flee the crime scene and move on to the next gas station bathroom, eagerly looking forwards to grossing out your next victim.
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