I had to go to the toilet and poop the other day and it was a really hard one like diamond hard. I really like those as i usually dont have to wipe afterwards, anyways i went to the toilet and started pooping but it wouldnt come out. So i started forcing it like really hard, and then it happened. The poop shot out of my anus like a midget out of a cannon straight down into the water. The backsplash is nothing like ive ever experienced before. The water imploded into the bowl of the toilet and suddenly, the backsplash was in the shape of a mushroom cloud. I nuked the toilet. There was so much force that i was actually scared i broke the toilet and shards of ceramic were going to slice up my taint. It happened so fast that i didnt realize what happened to my ass. The feeling was like someone slapped my butt with a frozen blanket. But then the internal damage was starting to settle in. The inside of my asshole felt as if someone shoved a monster energy drink can in. I believe that because of the nuke mushroom tsunami, the ass got flooded like the Yellow River flood of 1887. My butthole has been breached. I didnt know if the feeling of dripping was from water or blood. It hurt, it definitely opened my eyes to how anal must feel and it is not good my friends. Anyways, i checked out the damages and noticed that nothing went missing and there was no blood. As a matter of fact, there was no poop either. Not just missing from my bum, but from the toilet as well. It may have been a ghost turd, it may have bounced out of the toilet and back into my rectum all the way up to the pancreas. All i know, is that i didnt have to wipe.
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