What do you get when you mix toddlers, teenagers, and chaos? According to S, the answer is simple: “Toddlers are like velociraptors.”
And honestly… he’s not wrong.
In this episode of Chaos with Kori, I take S’s viral tweet and run with it—straight into my own version of Jurassic Park. From P learning how to open doors, to S raiding the pantry for Pringles and candy bars, to the dogs circling like rival predators, my household is basically a raptor park without fences.
It’s a funny, chaotic survival guide to parenting… and a reminder that even when the kids are hunting me in packs, life (and love) always finds a way.
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