In our 33rd episode, we celebrate nearly a year of podcasting, joking about finding wives and launching “Thoughtify Thoughts,” a new segment tackling hot topics. We discuss the Epstein list, recently declared nonexistent, speculating on a potential scapegoat and expressing our frustration over government transparency, especially concerning child safety. We explore Noah’s Ark, citing evidence from Mount Ararat’s Durupinar site that aligns with biblical and global flood narratives, but note Turkey’s excavation restrictions might conceal biblical proof. We discuss theories of the potential relation between Gobekli Tepe and the Ark, critique historical gatekeeping (like Troy and the Dead Sea Scrolls), and emphasize the need for open inquiry. We tease a future discussion on more information that has come out on the UAP sphere from Buga, Colombia, and introduce our “Right to Bear Arms” themed shirt.