The Schmucks are locked and loaded this week with Nicholas showing off his custom cerakote firearm, complete with chocolate chip camo and matching mag plates. From gun talk to golf jokes, the crew dives into everything from theater dreams and Happy Gilmore nostalgia to mullet shake-offs and political hot takes. DeMatteo goes off on Obama, Eric gets roasted by a text from Nicholas’s wife, and the gang debates circumcision rituals in ultra-Orthodox communities. There’s also a fart-in-the-shower story, a sack scraper invention pitch, and a dildo-in-cake video that somehow steals the show. Add in celebrity deaths, parenting drama, and a logo that won’t load right—and you’ve got a classic Blu Collar blend of chaos, comedy, and controversy.
