Episode 5 – The Case of the Broken Business Bio
The Department of Corrections is back in session. Training File #5 has just landed on Agent Fixer’s desk — and this one’s a LinkedIn bio so bland and bloated it could double as decaf.
Case File:
“I am a professional person who has many years of good experience in working with different projects that gave me strong skills in communication and management. My background includes doing tasks in many industries and companies where I was responsible for very important responsibilities. People know me for my good work, my positive character, and for being someone who can always be counted upon in different situations. I am ready to use all my good abilities for success in future opportunities.”
Your mission? Break it down into four phrases, roast the filler, and stitch together a rewrite that sounds like a professional — not a motivational fridge magnet. Post your version where the Department can see it, and Agent Fixer himself will decide if you’ve earned more than tourist status.
Think you can brew a bio that hits like strong espresso — not lukewarm instant? He doubts it… but he’ll be watching.
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