A brand new intro song courtesy of Crack Amico, some long weekend wake and bake energy, and an accidental deep dive into Bruce Willis’ dementia, marriage vows, and whether his “hammer” still works. Caleb also pitches his business plan for “Caleb’s Creative Care,” an assisted living facility that’s basically the Bunny Ranch for dementia patients.
We talk about:
- Killer Joe (2011), a movie that throws bush and big naturals at you in the first five minutes before dragging you through trailers, muffler shops, and Matthew McConaughey’s most unhinged performance
- Gina Gershon’s legendary Merkin collection and why you might be throwing away $60 in pubes every time you shave
- Bruce Willis’ oddly dark mushroom tip (yes, it comes up)
- Flea markets, Monster Jam dads, and why living in a double wide with no lamps makes you want to beat your wife
- Whether or not McConaughey actually finished during the infamous fried chicken scene
By the end, we’re not sure if Killer Joe is good, but it’s unforgettable and maybe the bleakest KFC ad of all time.
