Episode 26 – Puppet Jizz - We Only Do One Take Podcast
It’s episode 26 of the show, and the boys are still in the dark. Please, send Kieran your light bulbs. He really needs them.
Kieran starts the show off by requesting for more guitar solos, which never happens.
Then he rants about doctors who are late… which is all of them.
Whats in the news you say?
Turch brings in a court case where a man had his penis measured inside a courtroom to prove it was bigger than what the woman said it was.
Kieran brings in some PornHub stats related to the Royal Wedding. It’s as fantastic as you want it to me.
Turch makes a comment that Prince Charles implied eugenics. Here is an article: https://realagenda.wordpress.com/2010/06/17/prince-charles-calls-for-eugenics-in-poor-countries/
Turch is getting into the FIFA World Cup, and tells the story of how the 1966 World Cup (won by England) was stolen, and then found by Pickles the Dog, who won the cash prize. Turch gives an update on the Brazilian player Ronaldinho; he is marrying two women, illegally.
Kieran tells the story of the 30 year old man who has gone to court in battle against his parents who are trying to kick him out their house. Check him out on Alex Jones, who gave him $3,000. This leads into a talk about crypo currency.
Turch talks about a Sesame Street law suit about the puppet jizz film.
And Kieran ends the show with Trump watch.
Thank you to our wanker ranters, Alice and Damien!
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