Welcome to First Down Dogs - the only show where sarcasm is a sport and football is life (until it’s not, and we’re betting $200 on a random Tuesday baseball parlay instead).
This week, JK and Kurt do what Goodell won't: put the Tush Push on trial. Is the play unstoppable, unsportsmanlike, or just straight-up unfair? The guys break it all down with the surgical precision of two guys who once failed geometry but can dissect an offensive line blindfolded.
We also dive headfirst into offseason drama, from Josh Rosen’s mom (yeah, it goes there), to whether the Pittsburgh Steelers are slowly transforming into a soap opera, and why the Commanders might be the cult we all join next season.
Baseball gets roasted, bets get broken, and yes - we even discuss dicks falling out at the Combine. It’s that kind of episode.
👇 Timestamps
[00:00] Intro - Coffee beans, dicks, and combine “exposure”
[05:23] The NFL’s Tush Push problem
[12:47] Steeler QB room: Rogers? Rudolph? Anyone with arms?
[24:15] Stefon Diggs, torpedo bats, and Josh Rosen’s mom
[30:55] Outro - Mets day games, Montana trips, and summer sports depression
