Welcome to Dead Serious, the only show where mortality meets mystery with a side of sarcasm and Long Island wisdom. In this week's episode, "Is There Really a Body Farm in Farmingdale?", hosts Vin and JK dig into death - literally and philosophically.
Is there a secret forensic cemetery hiding in plain sight on Long Island? Why do funerals cost more than your first car? What the hell is a “green burial” and why does it sound like a Whole Foods coupon? Vin - our resident funeral philosopher - and JK unpack the economics, the ethics, and the unexpected comedy behind the business of dying. Oh, and we also talk about mold-your-own-dildo kits and strip clubs. You’ve been warned.
Prepare for a mix of dark humor, sharp insights, and unfiltered honesty as we explore death culture, celebrity body farms, funeral trends, and the occasional bizarre human behavior. Modern-day stoicism never smelled this much like embalming fluid.
Timestamps
[00:00] Intro – What is a “Body Farm” and why Farmingdale?
[05:23] Babysitters, boob jobs, and the au pair apocalypse
[12:47] Inside the Funeral Biz: Green burials, casket choices & corpse aesthetics
[24:15] Celebrity Death Draft: Who's next? (Spoiler: It might be Flavor Flav)
[30:55] Outro – Moist mics, strip club memories, and Theo Von philosophy
