Welcome back to Dead Serious - the only podcast where a casual chat about cookies, Teslas, and parallel parking naturally ends with $10,000 taped to a funeral photo.
In Episode 114, Vin and JK wax poetic like two blue-collar Socrates's. From the absurdities of modern dating to the existential hell of Ozempic face, this is philosophy in a black T-shirt - with a dash of nicotine gum and cremation ash.
We question the simulation (again), debate if you can get away with murder on Long Island (you can’t), and discuss whether soft cookies are the gateway drug of adulthood (they are). Oh, and in case that wasn’t enough - someone really did find ten grand taped to a casket photo. Which begs the question: what are you burying with Nana?
💀 Dead Serious starts with laughs, but somehow always ends with us questioning our mortality. Stick around. It's cheaper than therapy.
👇 Timestamps
[00:00] Intro – Long Island Serial Killers and Glitter on the Flowers
[05:23] South Shore vs. North Shore Philosophy (and $600K shoebox houses)
[12:47] Handsome Homebuyer, Real Estate Gurus & the Cringe Olympics
[24:15] Cookies as Religion, Health Anxiety, and the Ozempic Side Hustle
[30:55] Outro – AI Doctors, Parallel Parking Trauma, and Ten Grand in the Box
