Will is back for a quick solo episode to recap week one, discussing topics such as:
-The MAC coverfest vs. the Big Ten
-Drake Lindsey is no Athan Kaliakmanis (derogatory)...
-But neither is Athan Kaliakmanis anymore apparently?
-NC State did what NC State does
-Kurt Roper blind judgement
-Byrum Brown *whispers* Cam Newton?
-F**k off, Akron
-Limited Wimsatt updates
-UCF still sucks
-Dylan Raiola, give me a break
-Brendan Sorsby made me look like a fool
-Take what you can get, Luke Fickell
-Tarleton terrorists
-Jackson Arnold morphs into Lamar Jackson
-Baylor played pure Big 12 ball
-UNLV, losing me money again
-Haynes King is not of this Earth
-Hey Salter, LOOK AT THE CLOCK!
-Here come the Chippewas
-Flyer on Merrimack didn't pay off
-Pitt bullies the Dukes
-Arch Manning looked AWFUL...
-...but he'll get better
-Props to Patricia and Brian Hartline
-Still a long season ahead for Ohio State
-Joey Aguilar, I was not familiar with your game
-Syracuse unfortunately may be awful
-Northwestern is a soulless bag of bones
-So is Kentucky even though they won
-Tucker Gleason, you're in timeout
-Temple-UMass update
-Random NIU shout
-Virginia...praise?
-How the mighty have fallen, Coastal Carolina
-Kansas State is the worst team ever
-FSU maimed Alabama
-THE SEMINOLES ARE BACK
-Kalen DeBoer may be forced to go through some Mike Norvell-esque shakeups
-Ryan Williams turned 18 and got bad
-The Lobos turn in a strong effort
-LSU is back
-Brian Kelly, demons be gone
-Clemson football as a top tier program is dead in the water
-Where oh where were Gideon Davidson and Makhi Hughes?
-BYU bullying
-West Coast After Dark adventures
-No one feels bad for Nico Iamaleava
-Utah looks dangerous
-Demond Williams & Jonah Coleman: Fun & Games
-Va Tech impressed on defense but...
-...Kyron Drones can't throw the football
-C+ for South Carolina
-STOP THROWING IT TO ELI RARIDON ON THOSE STUPID TIGHT END SCREENS
-C.J. Carr looked good, Mike Denbrock did not
-The ever-evolving confusion of Christian Grey
-Where did this Carson Beck come from
-Reuben Bain *whispers* Aaron Donald?
-The U is back
-Who cares about North Carolina?
-Or TCU for that matter
-Oh, and also, once again, f**k Indiana!
Thank y'all for listening, tune back in later on in the week for a week 2 preview and for a recap of the action this coming weekend! College Football is back!!!
