NEW YEAR. NEW SEASON. SAME IDIOTS.
Clark has a near-death experience after his fight with Zod, and guess what? Jor-El wishes he actually died. Lois is wondering if Clark is better than Africa. Tess gets the worst Two-Face origin story. Lex has a bunch of clones. Some random guy is torturing Oliver. Yo, wait, is that Jon Kent? Daddy?
As always, enjoy the show and LEAVE THOSE FIVE STARS!