Jake recaps all of the games from Week 4 in the XFL where Jameis Winston (disguised as Cardale Jones) made his first start for the DC Defenders. The Football Gods continue to kick Jake in his manhood for switching from being a Wildcats fan to a Guardians supporter, and there are new football adventures in Mexico with Fundidores Monterrey in the LFA. Also, Joe Burrow will now be available in the middle of the 2nd Round if you believe in hand-size measurements being the key indicator of future QB success (Spoiler Alert: It’s not).
