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Michigan talk turns into absolute chaos this week as the boys return for another very normal, very grounded Parking Lot Salad recording. Mike’s back, Zack is mysteriously absent (again), and Alex is trying to host while sucking on a Lemonhead. From there it’s a straight sprint into Wolverines recruiting, Notre Dame delusion, Connor Stallions cosplay plans, Rich Rod burning computers, and a deep dive into the transfer portal that is somehow both informed and feral.

The Lions section is pure energy: Montgomery runs like he's angry at the earth, Jamo is either going for 150 or zero, Goff’s having the quietest MVP-ish season imaginable, and the defense is holding together with duct tape, backup corners, and pure spite. Hot takes fly: special teams touchdowns, Montgomery milestones, and Jamo boom-or-bust prophecies.

Along the way: Brokeback Mountain cinematography reviews, mahogany discourse, accusations of LA football apathy, a detailed discussion on your son’s scoliosis and bench rep counts, and a long tangent about small-town NFL teams like the “Petoskey Stones.” Truly, a full salad.

Follow the hosts here:John Mahar: https://www.instagram.com/_grandjuanAlex Bozinovic: https://linktr.ee/alexbozinovicMike Cronin: https://www.instagram.com/bonesnake3Zach Martina: https://linktr.ee/ZachMartina