Too Far To Go Back | Ep 93 - (Brandon and Daniel's Podcast) Podcast Details

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Great thanksgiving holiday conversation with an injury, bad jokes, and a questionable test result. From there, it unravels into everything that makes Brandon & Daniel’s Podcast exactly what it is — reckless, honest, and unexpectedly real.Between my busted thumb and Dan’s obsession with why every girl thinks she’s funny, we somehow cover the full American spectrum — from grandma’s meltdown over canceled holidays to why turkey is criminally overrated.This episode hits everything:– Fingernails torn off like a bar fight aftermath.– Real talk about family, friendship, and how gratitude actually sounds when it’s not corny.– Gas station sex pills, psychedelic honey, and Joey Diaz wisdom.– The Midnight Gospel debate and why that show made both of us cry.– The annual “is Santa Claus a lie or a life lesson” argument.– Future dream homes, Thanksgiving leftovers, Colombian grandmas, and cow-poop festivals in India (don’t ask — just listen).– And somewhere between it all, we decide that the dream house doesn’t need a pool, a grotto, or a shooting range — it just needs the right people in it.By the end, we circle back to gratitude the long way: through the fights, the chaos, and the stories that shouldn’t be on record but are anyway. This episode isn’t about perfect holiday moments. It’s about what happens when you mix hangovers, old memories, loud families, and two guys trying to keep it together on a podcast bench that’s falling apart mid-recording.If you’re listening to this on Thanksgiving — you’re probably hiding from your family right now. Respect. You’re exactly who this episode’s for.We talk about how every family dinner turns into a debate, why everyone pretends to love turkey, and how gratitude isn’t about saying “thank you” — it’s about surviving the people you’d kill for on any other day.Stick around till the end for stories about our worst Thanksgivings, best highs, and why this podcast — at 90+ episodes deep — feels like the one thing we’re actually thankful for that never lets up.We might not have sponsors (yet), but we’ve got what matters — a mic, a friend who won’t shut up, and enough stories to make your family dinner feel normal.Thanksgiving 2025 — from our dysfunctional family to yours.

Timestamps:

0:22 TESTED POSITIVE

01:30 THANKSGIVING

02:09 GIVE THANKS

07:15 CHINESE LADY NIGHTMARE

09:15 CHASING THE DRAGO

15:30 ADVENTURE TIME WAS FOR MEN

16:45 BEST THANKSGIVING IVE EVER HAD

18:30 TEACHING YOUR KIDS ABOUT SANTA CLAUSE

22:07 THANKSGIVINGS NOT REAL

23:10 TOO FAR TO TURN BACK

24:30 ARE YOU DONE?