We Built the Ultimate Creator Warehouse (and Fought About Golf, Sharks & Security)
Brandon & Daniel open with a promise to keep it PG-13… and immediately spiral into a real producer’s brainstorm: no-politics vow, internet “get-you-fired” tools, and then a full send into designing a 150k–300k sq-ft creator warehouse—arcade, mini-mega ramp, turf field, studio wing, cold plunge, even a roller coaster. They argue golf vs mini-golf, swap “I caught three sharks” stories, debate paying for work travel, price out security, and roast each other’s sneaker ideas. It’s half comedy, half ops meeting—very Speed/MrBeast energy—ending with a fishing trip teaser and the warehouse vision locked. Subscribe and clip this—there are pull-quotes everywhere.3:20 “If I had political power, I’d fear for my life” → NJ governor ads.
TIMESTAMPS:
00:42 INTROS
01:22 NO POLITICAL NON SENSE
05:02 INSTANT
07:10 THIRD AND FOURTH KIND
08:15 NEW JERSEY POLITICS
10:00 BRANDON JOINS THE SHOW
19:35 PG-13 pivot fails → “penis counter” self-roast.
21:10 MrBeast/Dude Perfect/Colin & Samir realization: picking a lane.
23:20 Warehouse vision starts: arcade, movie room, mini-mega, foam pit.
26:40 “Pool vs skatepark” war → compromise: pool inside skatepark.
29:15 Ninja warrior/stunt course + glass exterior rock-climb gag.
31:20 Skankfest invite dilemma: “I’m not paying to work.”
33:10 Studio wing w/ in-house engineer + producer residency.
35:05 Square-footage shopping: 100k → 300k+ Amazon-style buildings.
38:30 “Private landing strip?” → “I’d live in the warehouse like a homeless man.”
40:45 Moat with alligators/skiing Colorado runner (PG-13 buzzer).
43:00 Fishing flex: “I caught three sharks” → dogfish reveal.
46:00 Golf vs mini-golf fight → Topgolf vs arcade basketball analogy.
49:10 PG-13 fake ad read → “Like, follow, subscribe.”
50:20 Custom Nike colorway → Jordan 4 x AF1 mashup.
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