From star signs to slut signs, this week Pete and Bisq-it are charting the cosmos to see who’s destined to be the biggest partiers, the most chaotic lovers, and the most feral friends. Joined by Astrologer and Tyromancer Jen Billock, who was recently profiled on People.com, our co-hosts go through wild takes on which zodiac signs thrive in the darkroom, which ones you should never share a beach house with, and how the upcoming transits and retrogrades through the end of 2025 could fuel your nightlife destiny.
After Pete and Bisq-it dive headfirst into each sign’s feral astrology, this chaotic episode on the cosmos then veers gloriously off-course into the mystical world of tyromancy — fortune-telling with cheese (yes, cheese). So whether your fate is written in the stars or in the parmesan grinder at Olive Garden, this episode proves the universe enjoys a gouda laugh while giving you one as well. Don’t worry, we brought lactaid.