P.E.M.D.A.S rap for school. lyrics:
[verse 1]parentheses first yeah bracket the actiontrap it in a cage make it beg for subtractionadditions in the dungeon locked in a sentencegotta crack it open first show Respect to the entrance
exponents next that’s the second you flexlike a square root raised put a hex on the textthree to the second that’s nine in the fleshmultiply the mind till the rhyme compress
now multiplication division they twinsleft to the right let the order beginseven times six forty two on the slatesplit it by two twenty one on the plate
add and subtract last they the janitors bruhclean up the mess when the battle is doneso you follow the code don’t scramble the mapor your math gon collapse like a shack in a trap
[verse 2 — checklist flow]first step parentheses box it Tickcircle the part in the middle solve that quicksecond step exponents powers igniteraise it to the roof man the math takes flight
third and fourth multiply dividedo it left to right keep the order alignedfifth and sixth add subtract simple fixcross it off the list every checkmark clicks
so it’s p e m d a s i stressevery Letter in the order’s like a code to successskip one and the whole foundation collapsethat’s why i ride the beat steady breakin problems in half
[verse 3 — example]alright equation on the table i’ma Slaughter it quickseven plus three times four to the second that’s sickfirst parentheses seven with three that’s ten
so it’s ten times four squared here we go again
four to the second sixteen keep the scheme
now it’s ten times sixteen heavy heat on the beam
ten times sixteen equals one six zero
divide it by eight that’s twenty hero
twenty minus five leaves fifteen left
that’s the final result when the order’s correct
but imagine if you flipped it tried subtractin too soon
you’d be lost in the Dark like a math typhoon
[verse 4]
mr gallagher chill but the lesson intense
said teach pemdas with venom i’ma sharpen the pen
the Chillest teacher to exist real spit
breakin numbers like bricks every syllable split
i’m the syntax butcher algorithmic soldier
equations in the folder heat seekin like a cobra
you try skippin steps man your logic’s a mess
i dissect every error put the ops to rest
from parentheses to subtraction the plot’s exact
every line intertwined like a knot in rap
it’s order in the court i’m the Judge of the math
sentence numbers to the gallows when they steppin off path
[outro]
pemdas code of the craft script of the gods
i’m the math law enforcer with the mic as my rod
if you don’t play by the rules then the answer don’t stick
that’s why i murder every Problem with arithmetic
