NOTES:
Fun New Bible - all the basketball greats plus Fran Drescher
Catalogue Jam - I really would wear those Versace sunglasses
Worst Case Scenarios - AJ is here to unlock your car and he brought an assortment of lunch meats
Absolute Unit-est - a whole generation of Oprahs await
Find Optimus Prime a Girlfriend - we gaslight him, lest he vaporize us
You In Sporkful - who even knows
Securiters - we're here to keep you safe
