In this episode, we talk with Tom Padovano about the STEAMING pile of BS that is The History Chanel. Can YOU get laid with a PHD in Mythology?...Is your WING-MAN Rumpelstiltskin?? How are the CALZONES on Steinway St. these days?? Was Joey Ramone a Space Alien sent here to START Punk Rock?? Can you STILL get a good Hooker in L.I.C.?? Should there be a reality TV show about Anthony Quinn DESTROYING Ancient Alien Theorists?...Or at least getting some erotic AMNESTY for the poor women who married those idiots. Do YOU lie?? PLEASE TELL THE TRUTH!!...And PLEASE listen to this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.