In this episode, Kate Lawlor calls in and we talk about alcoholism, child abduction, and comedy, not necessarily in that order. How many SPACE ALIENS will Kate have to date before she gets eaten?? Can I catch a PORTAL to a parallel dimension??..PLEASE!!?? Why does Anthony Quinn think the MUMMY stole his Pizza?? Will we be able to HATE ourselves in public anytime soon?? What does "STAY SAFE" really mean?? These wholesome questions will definitely be answered, on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.