In this ZANY episode, our friend Omer Orbison calls in and dares us to hold his attention. This man's attention span is so small "You could ram it up a Gnat's ass and it would look like a BB in a box car". Is ingesting MAGIC mushrooms the easiest way to communicate with Space Aliens?? Who really cares about BIGFOOT?? Has Pat Buchanan ever taken BLACK BEAUTIES?? Why does Anthony Quinn look like a CASTAWAY from Mylifeisfucked Island?? How many times can one man hear "BE SAFE" before he starts rubbing excrement in his hair?? These YUMMY questions will be enjoyed on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.
