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Discover the Ludo Bagman Theory of our podcast (shout out to Potterless!) and join us for the closing of the Twilight Saga. We have a whole bunch to say about the characters and their personal lack of character, rage about inconsistencies in the story, and /cringe/ at the poor writing. Also, just for funsies, we talk about changing our rating scale for next season from numbers to strictly an Ehh/Mehh/Oooh! rating scale for more “scientific” measure.

Our Drink for this Book: The Dracula’s Kiss cocktail, in honor of Bella’s birth in her new form. Check out this recipe here.

Our Drinking Game for this Story:

• Drink every time the story tries to justify Jacob’s imprinting on baby Renesmee. Drink heavily.
• Finish your drink if you’re still confused at the end
• Drink when someone else drinks blood
• Take a drink when the pro-life/pro-choice debate becomes too much for you and you need to sip away the awkward

Please drink responsibly! Hail hydrate.

What’s Making Us Happy This Week; Or We All Deserve a Little Happy:

Jordan: The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

Em: The Haunting of Hill House on Netflix

A Novel Adaptation was created by Emily Eppley and Jordan Redwine. See more details at www.anoveladaptation.com and see what’s coming up next to read along with us. Find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Goodreads to join the conversation.

Our artwork is by Kit Bernal. Our music is “Harlequin” by Kevin MacLeod, licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0.