Lynn and Tony are back from a two-week trip (do not call it a vacation) and they have receipts. Forgotten passports, a rogue Uber driver, a cruise ship holding 6,000 strangers, a canceled flight, and a birthday ruined by Sauvignon Blanc. They get honest about what nobody tells you about traveling with three kids: the mental load, the nervous system flares, and the humbling realization that this particular season of life might just not be built for vacations. Plus: Mia is officially a teenager, Noah may or may not be "hitting the bottle," and Tony is getting sent to get a vasectomy.
