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A teacher has a classroom of ten years old. And, you know, like all classrooms. She got some really good students and she got some bad ones and she’s got one. Really bad one, his name’s Jonny.
So anyway. A teacher gave us an assignment one day, she said to class. " I want you to write a sentence using a word 'Fascinate' in the sentence."
So, everybody got to work writing sentences and they umm... a little smart girl in the class, she was like the teacher's pet.
She raised her hand first and she said "I've got a sentence, teacher." She said "Ok, Sally. What is your sentence ?"
And the little girl said, "My family and I took a trip this summer to the beach, and it was fascinating."
So, the teacher said to the Sally, "That's a really good sentence but I just wanted you to use the word 'Fascinate', not Fascinating... I just want you to... you know... each of you to use the word 'Fascinate'.
So other people raise a hand and Jonny, he was kind of in the back of the class. She always kept him in the back, so he can stay out of the way.
He kept raising his hand, she's just ignoring him cuz she knew he would say something that didn't make sense, or he didn't know how to write a sentence like that. So...
She called on some other people and they all had sentences, so finally he kept going teacher, "Teacher! I've got an answer!" so finally, she had to... She had to call on him...
She said, "Ok, Jonny. What did you write?"
So Jonny said, "Today... my teacher is wearing a beautiful yellow sweater that has nine buttons. But her boobs, her breasts are so big that she can only fasten eight."
So... The teacher goes, "Alright Jonny. Go to the principal's office now."
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Little Johnny was the class clown, which means he was always joking around.
One day his teacher was doing an activity with the class where she wanted the students to make a sentence using the word fascinate. One girl raised her hand and said, "I know, I know". The teacher called on her and she said. "My family and I went to the beach. It was very fascinating". The teacher said. "Great job. But please use the word fascinate as a verb".
Little Johnny was in the back of the class holding up his head saying, "Please teacher! Pick me! Pick me! I've got a sentence". But the teacher didn't want to call on him because she knew he would say something crazy.
She continued the class, calling on the other students and getting sentences from them using the word fascinate. Little Johnny continued to hold up his hand. Oh. Pick me pick me. I know, I know.
Finally, the teacher said. "Okay. What is it? Johnny, tell me your sentence".
Johnny stood up and said. "My teacher is wearing a blouse that has nine buttons. But her boobs are so big, she can only fasten eight!! Hahahahahaha..."
The teacher then sent Johnny to the principal's office again.
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