After their drought breaking 2016 Premiership, the Roosters season is delayed by the unexpected merger of the Caxton Valley League & the Morrow & Fisk League. Will the Roosters cope with the the loss of ‘Doormat’ to Phantom Pregnancy Syndrome? Will ‘Sleeve Tatt’ prove once & for all he’s related to Peter Brock & will ‘Frog Feet’ emotionally recover from the pre-season ‘Red Room Rebirthing Session’ in time for the first game against Mutton Gully.