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I just had some haughty right-winger try to lecture me about how left wingers don’t “understand” you have to be able to produce something you can sell.

I wrote back, “The political right doesn’t produce anything. They’re entirely subsidized by the left.”

He just laughed, but the truth is I’m completely correct.

I’m so tired of defiantly ignorant Republicans insisting that they know better about everything. They stomp around insisting they know more than doctors, so they don’t give their kids vaccines. They insist they know more than teachers, so they keep their kids at home from school. They claim they know more than virologists, so they refuse to wear masks during a pandemic…

This list goes on and on and on. Republicans always claim they know more.

Then, if you try to call them out on their b******t, they get all haughty and say things like, “Who do you think creates the food you eat? Who hauls your goods in trucks?”

Apparently Republicans are all farmers and truck drivers.

So, you tell me, the last time you got sick did you run out to the highway and flag down a truck. “Hey, does this look infected to you? What should I do?”

“Rub some Ivermectin on it!”

We’re staring down the barrel of a dictatorship because oligarch owned media knows that fools are susceptible to flattery.

“You feed the nation. You are patriotic. You are a bunch of Alpha males…”

Blah, blah, blah.

The fact is that the members of the radical right are the most likely to occupy jobs that can be automated. That’s right. If we had a decent rail system, we wouldn’t even need truckers. We’re already well on our way to having automated crop production. Every single ma and pop farm out there is struggling.

Do you know why?

It’s because Republicans are dead set on cutting any and all government subsidies that go to actual people. Instead, they divert all that government money to themselves.

“Ha ha,” chortle the Republicans. Followed by, “Wait a minute, why didn’t I get my government check in the mail this month?”

The joke is on you a******s.

The simple fact of the matter is that the modern world runs on EDUCATION! This cult of defiant ignorance is sitting around sipping on poisoned Kool-Aid and laughing even as they slowly become disoriented and slip into a long sleep.

Literally everything good in your life is thanks to liberals you jack-holes, every technological advancement, every medical advancement, every machine, even the trucks you drive, they’re all derived from liberal breakthroughs.

The right wing has no breakthroughs. All they do is sit around and complain and insist that they are somehow worthy of “thanks.”

They’re not. They offer nothing. They’re quite literally a parasite ideology and the human race would be better off without their belief system.

You’re seeing it now in real time. Every lever of power in the USA has a self-righteous, ignorant, delusional, right-wing rage monster jamming away like it’s a Saturday night and they don’t have a date.

And what are we seeing?

Oh, well they’re bombing ships in the ocean in blatant acts of murder and war, they’re slashing funds to education, they’re destroying the economy, they’re making it impossible to run businesses, they’re depriving everyone of access to healthcare.

It’s a complete and total s**t show. There has literally not been a single good government decision since January 19th, 2025.

Why?

Because the Republican ideology is a self-righteous, worthless, impotent, ignorant, and useless disgrace to humanity.

Literally everything that’s wrong in the world right now is their fault. 100% of it. From school shootings to the housing crisis to the increase in mass kidnappings (which they are bragging about). Everything is the fault of the Republicans.

So no, don’t start in with the, “But… but… but… we feed the country.”

The simple fact is that Republicans don’t offer a single thing to this nation. They just spend all our money and then track mud all over the living room on the way to plopping themselves in front of the television to scratch their balls. When they go to the bathroom they clog it up and they don’t even try to flush.

It’s time to free ourselves of the anchor of Republican free loaders.

All we have to do is start prosecuting pedophiles and white supremacists, and few traces of the Republican party will remain. We need to turn the page on this embarrassing chapter of history.

The next time some rabid right-winger comes at you with twisted facts, share this article. Actually, you’ll probably have to share it along with a dictionary because I doubt most Republicans know this many words.

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