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I've been finished with Jordan B. Peterson's 12 Rules For Life: An Antidote to Chaos for a minute. Instead of doing one episode for each chapter, I'm putting the rest of the episodes of analogous Queer Eye episodes all in one podcast. This is the definitive guide to why you should watch Queer Eye for much, much better self help advice than what JBP can give you. Send it to your lobster friends.
Season 3 of Queer Eye is out now & it's better than ever. The boys are out there saving lives & making America cry like a baby. Feels good.
There I did it. Now I never have to talk about this godforsaken book ever again.
Here's the list!
Rule 1: STAND UP STRAIGHT WITH YOUR SHOULDERS BACK--------->S1. Ep 6. The Renaissance of Remington
Rule 2: TREAT YOURSELF LIKE SOMEONE YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR HELPING-------->S1. Ep. 5 Camp Rules
Rule 3: MAKE FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE WHO WANT THE BEST FOR YOU--------->S2. Ep.5 Sky's The Limit
Rule 4: COMPARE YOURSELF TO WHO YOU WERE YESTERDAY, NOT TO WHO SOMEONE ELSE IS TODAY-------->literally any episode
Rule 5: DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN DO ANYTHING THAT MAKES YOU DISLIKE THEM-------->S2. Ep. 7 Bedazzled
Rule 6: SET YOUR LIFE IN PERFECT ORDER BEFORE YOU CRITICIZE THE WORLD-------->S1. Ep. 8 Hose Before Bros
Rule 7: PURSUE WHAT IS MEANINGFUL NOT WHAT IS EXPEDIENT.-------->S2. Ep 8. Make Ted Great Again
Rule 8: TELL THE TRUTH--OR AT LEAST DON'T LIE-------->S1. Ep. 4 Too Gay or Not To Gay & S1. Ep. 6 Big Little Lies
Rule 9: ASSUME THAT THE PERSON YOU ARE LISTENING TO MIGHT KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T-------->S3. Ep 1 From Huntress to Huntee
Rule 10: BE PRECISE IN YOUR SPEECH-------->S1. Ep. 7 Below Average Joe. This is the worst episode of Queer Eye but it needed to be included so you know not to humiliate yourself on TV because you have a half assed commitment to something.
Rule 11: DO NOT BOTHER CHILDREN WHEN THEY ARE SKATEBOARDING-------->S3. Ep. 5 Black Girl Magic
Rule 12: PET A CAT WHEN YOU ENCOUNTER ONE ON THE STREET-------->S3. Ep. 6 Elrod & Sons
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