Hi. It's Josh.
Today, I have 30 minutes of new TikTok Rants for you, edited together oh-so-nicely and posted on all of the various podcast platforms.
For your pleasure (maybe not, let’s see), here are four of those posts with additional commentary only available on the podcast.
In This Episode…
The woman working at the Stop & Shop self-checkout calls me an “expert,” and then calls me “weird,” while I overhear seven (or eight) ladies totalling approximately 600 years of age, disrespecting Kamala and Michelle, after which I break down what a “splash stick” is (and why you can't have one), before I conclude by breaking the news that you can’t vape or panhandle at Starbucks anymore.
I have included YouTube links below if you want to watch the original TikTok videos. Sometimes seeing my face makes it better (maybe not, let’s see.)
Love,
Josh
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TikTok Rants | Week of Jan. 20, 2025
1. Celebrating a Woman Who Called Me “Weird” (5m 53s) | YouTube
2. Listening To 600-Year-Old Women Talking Smack On Kamala and Michelle (9m 51s) | YouTube
3. Splash Stick Gatekeeping! (6m 09s) | YouTube
4. Starbucks Has Banned All Bad Behavior 🤔🤣 (3m 00s) | YouTube
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More about me:
I published my first newsletter before the age of ten, written using my next-door neighbor’s typewriter, copied with carbon paper, and distributed to mailboxes on my bicycle.
One of my first stories was an obituary of John Belushi. Strange for a ten year old? Yes!
My writing today is governed by deadpan sarcasm that goes granular on various cultural topics that I am deeply curious about. I hope you enjoy this sometimes snarky stream of consciousness.
I'm serious about not taking life too seriously.™
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