I put out a call for questions. Some of you responded. Others responded too enthusiastically, and may be added to a watch list.
Today’s the day I answer your most curious, ridiculous, and suspiciously-specific questions about gnomes, Trench Wars, and whatever else gets tossed into my hat.
What did you silly humans ask?
QUESTION #1: "Do gnomes really have battle muffins, and if so, what makes them 'battle' worthy?"
QUESTION #2: "Is it true that some gnomes ride armadillos into the arena?"
QUESTION #3: "Why do gnomes take Trench Wars so seriously?"
QUESTION #4: "How do gnomes deal with fear before a match?"
QUESTION #5: "What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen at a Trench War match?"
QUESTION #6: "Are there forbidden Trench techniques?"
QUESTION #7: "Why do some gnomes paint fake buttons on their consoles?"
QUESTION #8: "Is Trench Wars still dangerous?"
That wraps up not just today's wild ride through battle muffins and sabotage scandals… but also Season 4 of Life of Fiction, the Podcast.
Thank you for being part of this journey. For asking questions, sharing ideas, and reminding us that storytelling isn’t just what we do... it’s who we are.
If you have questions you’d like answered in the next edition of Ask Höbin Anything, you know where to find me:
LifeOfFiction.com
Until next time, remember: If you hear mechanical whirring in the ceiling, stay still. If your tea whistles in a minor key, don’t drink it.
And above all...
You are MORE than you THINK you are.
Let us know what you thought of the podcast, or if you have any questions, make sure to leave them in the comments or email podcast@lifeoffiction.com.
