We started a pod(ish)cast! A new methodology for us to bask in our own extravagant sense of self-importance without any interruptions. Well - except for each other. (But we’re working on that. Kinda. Lol.)
WELCOME to P.1 of Pretty in Person’s debut EP, “Billy Loves Becca”.
This episode is a “get to know ya” sort of deal. Think of it like a round 1 job interview with HR for a start up that has a beer tower in the office. Except HR is my mom, everybody’s a liability, and it’s not an interview at all.
Spoiler Alter: Complete Disfunction. It’s adorable.
… Hence the 2 parts.
I’m currently posting this trapped on a coach bus that smells like a dumpster fire, driven by a small angry Italian man yelling at everything and nothing all at - it’s hard to tell the difference.
Meanwhile, I venture against my will to a Hospitality Financial Accounting Management course (Boh…) at JHD Hotel in the middle of nowhere, Italy. Because apparently, we have zero top of class hotels in the city center??? I digress.
Luckily, I have two things turning my frown upside down:
1. This pod(ish), which I think moving forward I shall now refer to as “pish”. Pish-cast. I like it.
* This selfie of me with a combover and my friend Julia sitting behind me being a passenger princess in her eye mask.
My computer is on it’s last lovely breathe, so if I screwed something up on this scheduled post, pretend I didn’t. Deal?
(Typos are people too)
Anyhooooozer, I hope you like our first episode! We’re still getting our feet wet in regards to how we want this ‘pish-cast’ (lol) to go down. So, be easy on us!
In truth, I’ve wanted to do this for a while, but I don’t think I’d ever actually “shit or get off the pot” if it weren’t for Billy being Billy - the best. I am one grateful girl over here.
Also, pause: I am so pumped, I’ve always wanted to use that idiom. Hell yeah, so many firsts today!)
Okay. Now, back to the program:
Stage Direction:
Ideally I think this episode is best consumed in bite-sized pieces (beep by beep). For peak enjoyment, if it were me, I would prob watch the first 15 minutes on my commute to work (with headphones, of course - the intro is pure art and we’re not on the market for any agents trying to steal our jeeeen-yuhs). Then the next 15 minutes on your way back from work or the gym or your sneaky hinge date or whatever it is that you do. And as for the last 15 minutes? That’s between you and God, baby.
Final Thanks:
Shout out to the fans, we freakin’ love you. Like, Subscribe, Comment,Share - you know the drill.
XOXO!
Toodles,
THE RIZZLERS
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