Currently on the plane. En route to Milan for the next few months! AHHH!
I have a vodka soda to my left and a human who cannot be moved to my right. I really hope I don’t have to pee soon.
Outside my window is an abyss of darkness which is kinda freaky. Not one star in sight. Damn.
I don’t know where I am right now, but I imagine I’m over some large body of water. Again, kinda freaky. If my 5th grade geography serves me right (it usually doesn’t) I would guess the Atlantic.
BUT that’s neither here nor there because this plane smell like chicken, which is both gross and great. Gross because, well, you get it. Great because that must mean my hot plate will be here soon. Anyway, I digress…
Movie wise we have a decent selection. I think I will go for something light and trendy, like The Fall Guy with Hot Gosling and Miss Baddie Blunt.
Topic for Debate: Is it weird to take your shoes off while you fly? Does flight duration matter? Is it sock dependent? I would say yes to both. And definitely, double yes to the latter. I hate to admit this but I feel like it’s also person dependent, too. Like if you look like someone who has crusty crusts, it’s a no for me dog.
OK! That’s all I got.
Where’s my damn chicken?!
TTYL. Byeeee!!!!
Transcription:
I am on the plane right now.
I'm walking all the way to my seat which is seat 52A.
I have never sat that far back in my entire life and I can tell that's where they seat the most important people but like on the low.
Hold on.
Here we are.
Oh my god, there's nobody next to me.
There’s nobody next to me.
Let’s hope that nobody...
(whispers for dramatic effect) f.cking sits next to me.
Hold on.
BEEP!
I'm back.
Nobody has still sat next to me and fingers are crossed, toes are crossed.
Honestly, I believe this is the karma that I deserve because I have been a very good girl this summer.
Italy, here I frickin' come.
I was crying this morning nonstop because I had to say goodbye to the dogs and it just really hit me that my family is back home.
Oh my god, somebody's about to sit next to me.
Oh my god. Okay, wait, I can't tell.
They might turn right... No, fuck.
Next to me.
Okay, anyway. I recorded a voice memo to post today and I tried to learn how to do audio editing on Audition and I kind of just screwed it all up.
Whatever.
This is why I just can't be bothered.
So I'm going to post this because why not, right?
Let's just live in the now.
La Dolce Vita.
Okay.
Ciao.
Prego.
Let's get some pasta.
Love ya.
Bye!